Quickie

So, I was in the car yesterday and Miguel "Quickie" came on the radio. I have to admit that I love this song. You do too. Don't judge me. I was listening to the song and started thinking about some of the things that could make a quickie challenging.  Give it a listen and keep reading.

1. Sneakers with straps

Now, the purpose of a quickie is to be..quick. Guys, think about how much time it takes to take your sneaks off even if they don't have straps and buckles. When you add all this extraness to the mix, you have a disaster in the making. By the time you get those straps undone and shoes off, the mood is gone or somebody needs to come use the bathroom. Of course, one could always keep his sneaks on and just...well, you know.

2. Belts.

This is perhaps the most common obstacle in the way of a successful quickie. Please don't have the audacity to have on one of those cloth belts that fasten between the loops. This has the potential to just ruin it all.

3. Button-fly jeans

These are those awkward jeans that have buttons instead of a zipper. Is it me or does it take forever to take these off and put on? I am going to start being like the old men and demanding jeans that only zip. As a matter of fact, just get some jogging pants!

What are some other clothing items that you can think of that can slow this whole moment down? Let me know!